I just came to say I love you. Smoochies

are u filrting w me hentalce mosnter???

tahnk u notions for spreading the word
boycott smerch 2012 y’all
i donte ven kno why……………………………………

tahnk u notions for spreading the word

boycott smerch 2012 y’all

i donte ven kno why……………………………………

tentacle-monster-hair:

ask-mephen-sterchant:

would it help if i

strike a pose

oh my gosh work it baby unf

you’re stealin my heart

oh my god i think i love you

so waht am i so afraid off

tentacle-monster-hair:

ask-mephen-sterchant:

tentacle-monster-hair:

ask-mephen-sterchant:

tentacle-monster-hair:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

tentacle-monster-hair:

mephen sterchant

I’m scared to follow that tag

but its full of sunshine

I find that hard to believe

sup bb

mephen are you trying to seduce me

always

oh my

well

would it help if i

strike a pose

tentacle-monster-hair:

ask-mephen-sterchant:

tentacle-monster-hair:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

tentacle-monster-hair:

mephen sterchant

I’m scared to follow that tag

but its full of sunshine

I find that hard to believe

sup bb

mephen are you trying to seduce me

always

tentacle-monster-hair:

cornerof5thandvermouth:

tentacle-monster-hair:

mephen sterchant

I’m scared to follow that tag

but its full of sunshine

I find that hard to believe

sup bb

cornerof5thandvermouth:

submitted by testchamber19
HOW
PERFECT
ARE
YOU

cornerof5thandvermouth:

submitted by testchamber19

HOW

PERFECT

ARE

YOU

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MEPHEN STERCHANT AND STEBE MECHANT TEAM UP TO RUIN STEPHEN MERCHANT’S LIFE

superkianagalaxy:

nicolascagesempai:

superkianagalaxy:

the plan is that somehow STEBE replaces Steve.

and then Mephen waits in the wings to stay with Steve forever

also STEBE is still a short russian guy. they’re figuring out the details.

STEBE and Mephen can never decide on the right pizza

but at the end of they day they are still bros

Mephen introduced STEBE to pizza

and they’ve been inseperable ever since,

also their mutual infatuation with their shared doppelganger. 

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danithinksoddthings:

reading of this fanfiction of the gods

i don’t think this could be any better if someone gave me a blowjob while i listened to it

mephen my stomach hurts :( *stomach makes weird gurgling sounds* :( :( meeeeeeeve i'm in pain!
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lottielovesreading:

ask-mephen-sterchant:

lottielovesreading:

ask-mephen-sterchant:

lottielovesreading:

So I was brushing my teeth humming along to some Simple Minds. Heard someone humming along downstairs. Both my parents are asleep. But it was just my imagination right? 

…RIGHT?! 

hi

Hello, Mephen! 

sup

Not much, probably have a killer caseworker on my tail but other than that. Not much.

want me to take him

i could

i don’t just got guns baby

i got a ~whole artillery~

lottielovesreading:

ask-mephen-sterchant:

lottielovesreading:

So I was brushing my teeth humming along to some Simple Minds. Heard someone humming along downstairs. Both my parents are asleep. But it was just my imagination right? 

…RIGHT?! 

hi

Hello, Mephen! 

sup

lottielovesreading:

So I was brushing my teeth humming along to some Simple Minds. Heard someone humming along downstairs. Both my parents are asleep. But it was just my imagination right? 

…RIGHT?! 

hi

cornerof5thandvermouth asked: btw mephen is hangin out behind you just fyi

Hello… Mephen.

wait yr not steve

LETS HAVE SOM ETRUTH IN AVDRVERTISING!!!!!!!!!!!